Where I'm from.
Where I would like to live.
Favourite TV show.
Random fact about me.
Favorite day of the year.
If I have any pets; if so, their names.
What I'm listening to right now.
Last movie I've watched.
What's my ringtone.
Favourite male character from a TV show.
Favourite female character from a TV show.
What my name means.
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got
My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.
I can just imagine:
"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"
"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"
I just told my dad that I was reading ways to get away with murder and he says
"Good, your mum is being a bitch lately"
Please dont let my dad on tumblr oh my god
I feel you, Katto
Nothing is ever forgotten…
people who overreact about other people cutting up books to make art
Are you actually serious right now??
People who think cutting up books is art
this totally isn’t art
i could do this in my sleep
The sarcasm in this…. It is AMAZING
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.