101 ways to mock a killingbird

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Source: teenytigress

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fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?!

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

Source: bstinsons

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Source: mamakay

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nagei:

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things

i just lost a follower

it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

Source: zacharieforpresident

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whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

Source: whatakechdonnie

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sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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Source: beyoncethevampireslayer

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angelrin89:

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

~~DIAGONALLY~~

DIAGONALLY

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pokemon fandom

u ok

we pokemon fans are simple people.

we tend to find joy in the littlest things.

Source: nooby-banana

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runintoyourheart:

WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”

Honestly I think it’s hilarious that people think they have a right to not be embarrassed to buy pads when you can’t even type vagina

Source: lazeramsey

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