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shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

moemoosey:

chardozen:

worldbytristan:

unic-rn:

edeott:

meowheichou:

joeshmo:

oaf-whisperer:

one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

purpleflrs:

city-of-sherlock-games:

thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

Oh

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Oh my God

When I listen to the climax of a symphony.

petertchaikowsky:

50shadesofaviolinist:

How other people see me:

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In my mind:

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This is an understatement. 

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

accioslothsplease:

maravenus:

I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective

The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

doctorjohnfuckingwatson:

jabroniichan:

i feel like this sign is winking at me


#the voice i read that in tho

doctorjohnfuckingwatson:

jabroniichan:

i feel like this sign is winking at me

coast-robbo:


lotthirtyseven:

im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’

#BOOB OR DIE DUDE#YOU EITHER BOOB#OR YOU DIE

coast-robbo:

lotthirtyseven:

im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’